I’ll tell you who the $%@# I am.

My name is Jack August Levin.

I grew up wanting to be an astronaut, until my fear of heights kicked in. Luckily, I found a career I enjoy that keeps me safely on the ground.

I couldn’t tell you exactly when or where I discovered my passion for copywriting. I just knew I liked to talk, and turning words into a career felt like the logical next step.

I once got a hole in one in Wii Golf. I’ve also shot a 125 in real golf. So I’m very versatile.

I know every word to every song in Hamilton. In fact, I’m listening to it as I write this. “TEACH THEM HOW TO SAY GOODBYE!”

Some say I’m a musical genius, thanks to my astonishing middle school band career as third chair tuba. You want proof? Here.

My spirit animal? Cosmo Kramer. Every time I do something, I’ll do it in a way you won’t see coming.

So now you know who I am. And if you still don’t, just know this, I’m the kind of copywriter who gives his all, day in and day out.

Legend has it that if you click here, you’ll get a thousand years of good luck… and access to a pretty awesome résumé.